The Sewers’ up and it’s calling you! If you miss this opportunity, there will never be another! Your place is with us! All welcome! Anyone who wants to be Altered, step forward! We are the space that has a place for everyone, wherein everyone is in their place! If you decide to join us, we congratulate you here and now! But hurry! We accept no hesitation! Accursed be anyone who does not believe us!
This is the home of Alter-ego Personas, where we celebrate and honour those monstrous creations of our secret self-glorification with no shame and with the utmost respect!
(*And yes we’ve ripped some of this text off Kafka!)