The Sewers’ up and it’s calling you! If you miss this opportunity, there will never be another! Your place is with us! All welcome! Anyone who wants to be Altered, step forward! We are the space that has a place for everyone, wherein everyone is in their place! If you decide to join us, we congratulate you here and now! But hurry! We accept no hesitation! Accursed be anyone who does not believe us!
This is the home of Alter-ego Personas, where we celebrate and honour those monstrous creations of our secret self-glorification with no shame and with the utmost respect!
(*And yes we ripped some of this text off Kafka!)
Film Noir Persona is back after having his heart broken by Leah, and reveals outrageous new details about the old Beige Boiler investigation Read This Outrageous Alterview Here!
Anarchist Philosopher and Best Goalkeeper Persona talk about intuition, philosophy and the 2018 World Cup Read Here
An Altersation between Just Protester and Rockstar Leandra Ghoulish about Identity Politics, that escalated into… Identity Politics (with some light at the end of the tunnel) Hit It
FNP tells of the Icelandic-Hawaiian Mafia and the killing of the Sleek Cat Ronnie Kay Read it Here
Rockstar Dorian Phoenix compares himself to Mick Jagger and talks about punk and being remembered in music history, while touring the U.S for the first time Hit It
Time Traveller gutted after his 2022-self ruins relationship with Clair, and regrets travelling to the future while talking like a Smiths song Meet Him at the Cemetery Gates
The Sewers welcomes and congratulates this Altersation between Anarchist Philosopher Persona (A.P) and The Just Protester Persona (TJP) about ‘ethical consumerism’, activism and the royal wedding. Dig In
RockStar Dorian Phoenix talks about new songs “Ritalin Life” and “Tourette Party”, recent breakup with S.O.S Marianna Ginger and his fear of flying with U.S tour coming up Full Alterview