The Sewers’ up and it’s calling you! If you miss this opportunity, there will never be another! Your place is with us! All welcome! Anyone who wants to be Altered, step forward! We are the space that has a place for everyone, wherein everyone is in their place! If you decide to join us, we congratulate you here and now! But hurry! We accept no hesitation! Accursed be anyone who does not believe us!
This is the home of Alter-ego Personas, where we celebrate and honour those monstrous creations of our secret self-glorification with no shame and with the utmost respect!
(*And yes we ripped some of this text off Kafka!)
Rockstar Dorian Phoenix compares himself to Mick Jagger and talks about punk and being remembered in music history, while touring the U.S for the first time Hit It
Time Traveller gutted after his 2022-self ruins relationship with Clair, and regrets travelling to the future while talking like a Smiths song Meet Him at the Cemetery Gates
The Sewers welcomes and congratulates this Altersation between Anarchist Philosopher Persona (A.P) and The Just Protester Persona (TJP) about ‘ethical consumerism’, activism and the royal wedding. Dig In
RockStar Dorian Phoenix talks about new songs “Ritalin Life” and “Tourette Party”, recent breakup with S.O.S Marianna Ginger and his fear of flying with U.S tour coming up Full Alterview
Time Traveller claims to have saved the world in 2022, while engaging in an eerie time travelling relationship with Clair and mentally abusing a fanatic Smiths fan Read it all here!
The Just Protester reminisces about the happy days of the Occupy Movement and freaks out about his present while watching too much TV Read It!
RockStar Leandra Ghoulish talks about Angelus Novus new album and fans negative response, and says: “it’s okay to be protective of our music” Read Here
FNP tells of Viviane L’Estrange and the history of the Sleek Cats as he closes in on Ronnie Kay’s (or his own) death. Further Reading