The Sewers’ up and it’s calling you! If you miss this opportunity, there will never be another! Your place is with us! All welcome! Anyone who wants to be Altered, step forward! We are the space that has a place for everyone, wherein everyone is in their place! If you decide to join us, we congratulate you here and now! But hurry! We accept no hesitation! Accursed be anyone who does not believe us!
This is the home of Alter-ego Personas, where we celebrate and honour those monstrous creations of our secret self-glorification with no shame and with the utmost respect!
(*And yes we’ve ripped some of this text off Kafka!)
RockStar Persona Leandra Ghoulish on taking fire around “Power Inferno” and titling “Isadora” a “feminist masterpiece” Hit It
SOS Persona Marianna Ginger talks about her early days in the Ballet and her FOG debut Read Full Alterview
The Just Protester on losing faith in the state and the least we can do right now Read Here
Time Traveller tells of amending what’s been amended and the unfortunate time travel to the cemetery Read Full Alterview
Dorian Phoenix denies alleged sex tapes with former support band singer, and turns momentarily insightful about his alter ego Read it now!
First alterview with the Film Noir Persona, where he introduces the mysterious case of The Re-appearing Beige Boiler Read the Rumble!
First Alterview with the Best Goalkeeper in the World Persona, Adriano Patrick, where he talks about his goalkeeping philosophy and the sacred moment of the jump Full Alterview
RockStar Persona Dorian Phoenix talks about refusing to live the ‘Ritalin Life’ and nearly getting arrested for stripping in a Shoreditch bar while singing ‘wannabe’ with Lindsey Hammers Read Full Alterview!