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Just Protester watches The Baader Meinhof Complex and gets upset about his piano teacher from twenty years ago Here We Go
Film Noir Persona discusses the afterlife here on earth while preying on Vladimir at church, and makes an astonishing announcement followed by disturbingly quoting a song Heaven Or Hell?
Leandra Ghoulish asks fanbase to ‘stay tuned’ and denies Passing Stones Magazine rumours about leaving the band, while going on tour with Idris Raoul’s Agesilaus Santander Click Here for Bad Vibes
Time Traveller visits the Soviet Union, plots to assassinate Stalin and starts smoking to Russian Dissident Jazz, all while waiting for Clair Hit It
Best Goalkeeper and Superb Opera Singer meet to discuss all sorts of strange things post Poker World Championship 2019 and Adriano Patrick’s transfer to FC Internazionale Milano Go All In
Dorian Phoenix talks about Jake Mate’s mishap in Glastonbury, turning thirty, walking in the woods and listening to The Birthday Party Full Alterview Here
Film Noir Persona reveals the mystery of the Beige Boiler while hunting for Vlad in church, in his most drunken alterview to date Praise Him!
Just Protester talks about environmentalism, egocentrism, and NOT being the change you want to see in the world in his 7th Alterview Read It Here